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Fuck your site sucks

an ecommerce podcast

Spin the globe. Pick a merchant. Watch us tear their store apart.

James Claridge, your host
“More trust badges than a scout jamboree, and I still wouldn't give it my card.”
— James Claridge, your host

every teardown so far

No teardowns yet — episode zero is coming. Sharpen your carts.

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